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News!

Welcome to the first ever King Craig James briefing.

King Craig James has created a skill that will soon be available for you to download. So what does the skill do? Well, it’s rather simple. The skill allows the infamous A.I. to read the latest NEWS directly from King Craig James.Com.

So look for the “King Craig James News” skill that will be published ON or AROUND 4/20/2019. Thank you for your support. Have a great day.

The Arctic Treasure
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Well.. I may be getting sued.. However, that’s not going to stop me from producing KCJ content. I could give a fuck about con artists, lawyers, and their scams. I would much rather talk about the weather. So.. I will.. After all.. I think it’s far more interesting than how much I am about to humiliate them in court. I am becoming an expert on fighting off the haters at this point in my life. So here’s the news. I think it’s safe to say that I got my voice back, so JaQuayLyn and I will be back to our regular podcast schedule. Roughly 4 new episodes per week. So get ready for them.

Many of you out there are complaining about this ant arctic weather. Yeah it’s about -21 degrees, with a high of zero. I want to clarify why I am ok with that. First of all, I hope the people suing me get in car accidents and die. Perhaps the people who stole my identity along with them. Second of all, I once lived in a jungle climate. That’s right... a place you all want to be right now.. Called... Florida.. Even with frigid temperatures like these.. I am still happy I chose to move back to Wisconsin.  

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In my opinion, nothing is worse then battling the sun and the heat. Sure, the beach sounds nice right now... However.. I think that we have it made here. Cold weather is a reminder that we are all living, breathing, and surviving. We all work as hard as we do so we don’t end up hungry, or out on the streets homeless. I am really glad Mr. Trump put an end to the government shut down. The last thing our country needs is the people dependent on government benefits, to end up homeless. After all, rent isn’t exactly furloughed. I should know. I have had my share of eviction notices this year. Luckily, I have been able to get these greedy landlords their money before they started filing the motions in court. Yeah, my lawyers love me. Anyways, I have some good ones looking out for me. I don’t worry much.

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I do worry about anyone out there trapped out in these temperatures. In America, people shouldn’t be homeless, or dying because they are sleeping on the streets. I do my best to put myself in their shoes. I try to imagine what I would do if I were to end up like them. This world is a greedy place, full of thankless people. I have had my fair share of near misses, but I would like to think that I work hard enough, and I am strong enough, to keep fighting this battle we call LIFE. Remember, it’s not about how hard you can hit.. It’s about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward. That’s how winning is done. The funny thing is.. Even when you’re winning. I can’t help but notice that it never FEELS like you’re winning.

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Take it from a man with his own brand, music, and radio show. I work a regular job just like everyone else. I get paid the same shit wages as everyone else.. Yet, I make the best of it. So if you haven’t already made your New Years resolution.. Take some time to do something you have always wanted to do. Take a look at your life and ask yourself if you’re in the position you want to be in. I know I am. I am just trying to get to my middle age, and senior years.. Without any regrets. That’s why I am here writing this. The perfect time to build your castle, is when it’s -20 degrees. So my question to you is this.. Are you playing video games? or are you creating an empire? I know my answer. What is yours?

Watch OS 5

I have discovered a unique feature on the watch that may surprise you.

Many of you out there already have access to Siri, Alexa, Cortana, or some other virtual assistant. When you ask them to play a song by King Craig James you will be delighted to find that it works. I guess you could say, I am recognized by AI. How many people can say that? It’s no secret that I am an apple AND amazon developer and love to report any new features that directly impact the King Craig James brand.

Last week Apple released an Apple Watch update that has me pretty excited. In the keynote, they hinted that “some websites” would be able to be loaded on the watch now. Great! I had someone text me the link to KingCraigJames.com and found that the main page is a little too high tech to load on the Apple Watch. However, I was delighted to find something even more important that actually worked. Access to my articles.

I had my friend text me an article from the “news” section of King Craig James. Specifically, my latest blog. I was pleased to discover that it loaded (images and all) very nicely on the Apple Watch. With that being said, I am very pleased with the latest update 5.0.1. Now, you can use your Apple Watch to read, and share articles from King Craig James. Let’s just say.. That makes me a happy camper.

With that being said these articles are now available via the “Messages” and “Mail” apps on the latest Apple Watch update. Enjoy.